God I’m going to miss this woman

Oh KAK. I love you. haha

The Bold and the Frozen Beautiful

I caught an episode of The Bold and the Beautiful last week. (note: not ‘caught’ as in ‘I rushed home and just got there in time’, but ‘caught’ as in the way you’d catch the flu, unintentionally. Just needed to clarify that.)

It was just as I had remembered it when Nanna used to make me watch it in ye olde days. Riveting stuff – this chick, Hope, (PERFECT daytime soap name. 10 points!) chucked a huff during a domestic and took off her engagement ring in a moment of symbolic symbolism only to return the next day to find her fiancé, Liam, had given her ring, and hence become engaged, to Hope’s mother’s stepdaughter Steffy. (Who incidentally is also Hope’s dad’s daughter. WHAT! OH EM GEE! CHRISTMAS IS GOING TO BE SO AWKWARD!)

"WHAT?"

"That's right, bitch!"

Liam and Steffy then flew away on a private jet to Aspen to bask in their romantically aloof decision. Hope changed her mind about breaking up with Liam and the CHASE TO GET HIM BACK WAS ON!

Anyway, that was enough excitement for me for a while, until today… I flick over and it’s still the same day! Poor Hope has been stuck in a running sequence for over a week… !

No wonder everyone on this show looks like the spokesperson for Plastic Surgery Incorporated, the writers won’t let them age!

"HEEELLLLPPP US!!"

“My secret beauty steal” aka “My well-publicised beauty contract”

This article was proudly brought to you by Tahyna Tozzi for Australis… Rihanna for Covergirl…. and Megan Gale for L’Oreal…

In next month’s Cleo read all about Kate Moss’s under-the-wraps obsession for Rimmel London and Jared’s secret love of Subway

Turn it up.

The following is one of my favourite, typical Mum and Dad moments. I remembered it today while watching a movie and couldn’t believe I hadn’t documented it on here before now.

Let me set the scene.. I’m at Mum and Dad’s house. Dad and I are in the lounge-room watching TV, and Mum is cooking in the kitchen.

The phone rings and Mum answers it using her characteristically loud ‘I’m on the phone’ voice.

I look at Dad, and he looks at me. He rolls his eyes and sighs.

As Mum’s boisterous conversation continues she gets louder and begins walking around, loitering near the lounge-room.

At this point Dad huffs, picks up the remote and, with a determined sense of purpose, proceeds to turn the volume up.

I then turn to Dad, smile, and point out we are watching a subtitled movie… We don’t need to hear it.

“Oh.. You’re right…”

Eruption of laughter.

Fin.

Grumpy guide to… Food

I am intolerant to people who are intolerant.

They come over and they’re like, “has that got air in it?”

“yes… it’s a sponge cake”

“has that air passed over any cashew nuts in the past millennium”

“not sure”

“do you have any antihistamines just in case?”

“get out”

If you haven’t watched the “Grumpy Guide to…” and/or “Grumpy Old Men/Women” series, you should. Essentially, it’s just a group of english comedians and commentators sitting in their lounge-rooms sarcastically complaining about stuff. It’s great.

I want my hat back.

LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!!! hahahahah

That was great.

(source)

Shower Bikram

It occurred to me this morning shaving your legs while standing up in the shower is exactly like Bikram yoga…

It’s hot, steamy, and you’ve gotta make sure you get riiiight down to your ankles…

….don’t miss the back of the calves..

..and the final check to make sure you got them all…

Aaaand all done!

P.s I have to show you these images I found while google image searching……. check out her face below. “Yes, Hello Rachel, welcome. Now, we’re shooting for a towel company today, so I’d like you to look as pensive as possible” hahaha

Those damn eye Phones!

And here’s another one! haha

Meanwhile at Bardot…

“Okay, we need something that ‘screams glamour’ for our new summer collection campaign. I know! We’ll put a model in a derelict warehouse….in a metallic mini dress… in the middle of the day…with a naked confused man sprawled at her feet! Perfect!”

I love this city

Our midnight performance at the Cultural Centre playspace on Friday night..

Perth’s not boring, the people who say it is are.