Grumpy guide to… Food

I am intolerant to people who are intolerant.

They come over and they’re like, “has that got air in it?”

“yes… it’s a sponge cake”

“has that air passed over any cashew nuts in the past millennium”

“not sure”

“do you have any antihistamines just in case?”

“get out”

If you haven’t watched the “Grumpy Guide to…” and/or “Grumpy Old Men/Women” series, you should. Essentially, it’s just a group of english comedians and commentators sitting in their lounge-rooms sarcastically complaining about stuff. It’s great.

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