The Bold and the Frozen Beautiful
I caught an episode of The Bold and the Beautiful last week. (note: not ‘caught’ as in ‘I rushed home and just got there in time’, but ‘caught’ as in the way you’d catch the flu, unintentionally. Just needed to clarify that.)
It was just as I had remembered it when Nanna used to make me watch it in ye olde days. Riveting stuff – this chick, Hope, (PERFECT daytime soap name. 10 points!) chucked a huff during a domestic and took off her engagement ring in a moment of symbolic symbolism only to return the next day to find her fiancé, Liam, had given her ring, and hence become engaged, to Hope’s mother’s stepdaughter Steffy. (Who incidentally is also Hope’s stepdad’s daughter. WHAT! OH EM GEE! CHRISTMAS IS GOING TO BE SO AWKWARD!)
"WHAT?"
"That's right, bitch!"
Liam and Steffy then flew away on a private jet to Aspen to bask in their romantically aloof decision. Hope changed her mind about breaking up with Liam and the CHASE TO GET HIM BACK WAS ON!
Anyway, that was enough excitement for me for a while, until today… I flick over and it’s still the same day! Poor Hope has been stuck in a running sequence for over a week… !
No wonder everyone on this show looks like the spokesperson for Plastic Surgery Incorporated, the writers won’t let them age!
"HEEELLLLPPP US!!"
